Haha Farkin Funniez

Subject: Haha Farkin Funniez Wed Mar 18, 2009 5:58 am

Letz put up sum jokez...

Q. what'z a pussy look like after sex?

A. A bulldog eating yogurt

Subject: Re: Haha Farkin Funniez Thu Mar 19, 2009 4:09 am

Q: 4 gay dudes walk into a bar but their is only 1 stool left. What do they do?

A: They turn it upside down

Subject: Re: Haha Farkin Funniez Fri Mar 20, 2009 9:00 am

Gay jokes allready, hehehe, this could get ugly

3 guys jump into a cab together,
One looks at the others then farts.... "poof"
They all have a laugh,
The a second guy let one out.... "poof"
Again they all crack up,
The third guy states, here she komes.... "BRrrrrt"

Both the other two guyz look at each other and say... "VIRGIN!!!, get him"

Subject: Re: Haha Farkin Funniez Tue Mar 24, 2009 5:08 am

Blonde walks into chemist and lookz around, after a while the saleswoman: (Black we'll call her) walks over and asks,

"can I be of assitance madam"

Blonde, "ummm, I lookin for the bum deodorant"

Black, "hmmm, I dont believe we sell that in here"

Blonde, " whatcha talkin bout, I buy from here all da time, just that yo moved thingz around since last time"

Black, " are yo krazy lady, that stuff dont even exsist"

Blonde, "itz bum deodorant and I bloody buy it all da time!!!" she proceeds to reach into her handbag and pull out sum deodorent... then shoves it at the saleswoman.

Black, "hmmm, this is just ordinary stick deodorant"

Blonde, snatches the deodorant back, "you stupid woman... just listen to this" she turns the deodorant to read it....

"Directions For Use: to first start, push up bottom"